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Peluzones y peluzonas, amigas y amigos de pELuZoN, la Gaby Sabatini me contó algo que casi me caigo de culo, y estoy seguro que a ustedes (si no se sientan) les va a pasar lo mismo. ¿Vieron el Súper Héroe Robin? ¿el co equiper de Batman? ¿el maracaibo? bue... resulta que... NO ERA GAY, ERA ¡¡¡MUJER!!!
Sí sí sí... así como lo leen, Robin era una mina, la Gaby Sabatini me dijo: "Robin ye yama Yandra Deyagashtiyabal, pero cuando pidió laburo en el Yalón de la Jushtiyia le dijeron que para minita ya tenían a la Mujer Maravilla, que yi quería podía hayer de yegundón de Batman, y la Yandra, que en aquella época andaba hayiendo laburosh de doméshtica, agarró. Yo lo ye todo porque haye unosh añosh nosh juntábamos a pelotear un cacho, era medio bruta, pero tenía buen revesh".

Si peluzones, yo no le creía a la Gaby, hasta que me mostró esta foto.


Y acá les dejo más fotitos de la Gaby. Un chiste repetido, ¿y qué?.
¿por que será, que te gusta en el coche mujer?
cosas tan duras, el asiente y el tapiz
y nos fuimos fornicando
de Liniers hasta Morón
quedaste muda, como anda mi camión.
Dato curioso 3: ¿sabias que la forma de los capeleti está inspirada en el pupo?
Dato curioso 4: ¿sabias que si ponés capeleti en Word, te lo convierte automáticamente a capelete?

39 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

HOLA PELUZON PREGUNTA:¿ ROBIN FORNICA CON BATMAN, ES SU MUJER?,¿ QUE SALDRA DE AHI? UN ABRAZO GRANDE

COMANDO NORMA ALEANDRO dijo...

Como? La forma de los capeletis no esta inspirada en los pezones de la Gaby?

Anónimo dijo...

santa polola batman!! mira el papo que tiene robin nene!! se le marca la raja, el hachazo!! ni carefree se puso!!
te lo imaginas haciendole un perico en el batimovil a el hombre murcielago!!! na na na na na na na na na na balaa balaaaa balaaa! (con musiquita de batman)
pelu excelente desmitificacion!!!
podrias seguir desenmascarando super heroes??? el guason fumaba paco??? el pinguino...estaba hinchado por la merca? la mujer maravilla tiene pito?? es linterna verde una apologia a la marihuana? es verdad que aquaman no solo se la re comia sino que tampoco sabia nadar? a alguien le cabe alguna duda de que HE MAN se la requete recontra morfaba? AMPLIA PELU!! LOS EX NIÑOS QUEREMOS LA VERDÁ(D)
me despido con los sonidos de cuando se armaba goma en la serie vieja....POW!, PLAFFF!, KAPOW! (cualquiera!!!), ZAAAP!!
abraza coloraaaaa!!

pd el calyonete de la gaby no calienta ni a lo pibe del pabeyon!

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MATI: ES MUY BUENO, RECIEN ME ENTERE DE TDO ESTO PORQUE LA NATY ME PASO LA DIRE Y LA VERDAD...APLAUSOS!!!
ESTA DE PUTA MADRE, ME CAGUE DE RISA POR MUCHO TIEMPO, HASTA SE ME ESCAPO EL PIS Y UN PEDITO INDISCRETO.
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Anónimo dijo...

momento de confesiones peluzon: corria el año 93, yo tenia solo 12 abriles, cuando una mañana le dije a mi mama: mami me cortas el pelo? mamita aceptó gustosa... a mamita le gustaba muchooo el corte q gustaba lucir la gabi... mamita agarro la tijera... mamita me dejo como la gabi... mamita por primera vez escuchoo cuantas puteadas por segundo podia decir su niña. Ahora con el paso de los años todo es muy grashiosho y no pasa a ser mas q una anecdota, pero en el año 93 fue mi fin, estuve literalmente abajo de la cama 2 dias, mirá lo q son las cosas peluzon, 13 años mas tarde repetiria el refugio, cuando se publico sin-ismos 2 jajajajaja




pd: peluzones y peluzonas de otras razas y otras lenguas y aquel a cuya mano se acerke este manifiesto, no se olviden q el 8/4/06 nos sobran los motivos pa festejar. Estan todos cordialmente invitados

Anónimo dijo...

JAJAJAJAJA! Excelente y revelador! Esto es "Peluzon Investiga"? La Gaby es la pelu-corresponsal? Espero mas indiscreciones polemicas de superheroes!!!
PD/: el retrato de la Gaby titulado "Narnia" no tiene precio...

Anónimo dijo...

Cuando Hablas de los Capeleti te referís a la Familia que vive entre la iglesia de Mequia(Por las dudas no te agaches) y el Triangulo de la muerte(The Bocha House)???
Sos un Groso Peluza, le estas metiendo Pimienta a la Pagina!!!Tene cuidado que son Italianos de Pura sepa, arreglan las cosas con "Propuestas que no vas a poder rechazar..." Cuidado!!! Capicce??
PD: Saludos a los Capeleti, Buena Gente,"Padrino le traje cuesto Regalo"

pELuZoN oF PuPo dijo...

Zebra: Me cagaste!!! eso lo leí hace un tiempo no me acuerdo ni donde y muy al apsar, ya salgo a investigar para certificarlo y postear la verdad de la mila... de los capeleti.

Machi: No no no. Batman es putaniero al mango, y Robin es novio de el Dinosaurio Barni, de ellos nacieron cuatro Teletubbies.

C.N.A.: En los pezones de Gaby se inspiraron para hacer una de las galletitas que salen el las Surtidas de Bagley. Son unas negritas puntiagudas que salieron muy parecidas.

Leo: Tus deseos son órdenes. Ya empiezo a laburar en el tema.

Thito: jajajajajaj, en tu nick esta todo, Tito muy polvoriniano, pero la h intermedia, Thito, le da ese touch porteñazo cool. ¿Se seguira regalando Paco en los cumples? a mi ya me daba verguenza, mi vieja de los 4 a los 8 me mandaba a las fiestas con Paco, de los 8 a los 12 con unas lapiceras chinokas doradas q compraba en lo de quique´. Gracias por pasar, me pone muy contento que te guste. Abrazo Fuerte Thito.

Zoila: jajajajaj, me acuerdo!!! yo le dije a mi vieja que me lleve a jugar con el nene nuevo del barrio, y me dijo: "haayyyy Peluzaa, esa es Natalia". Pero 13 años más tarde el pelo te creció y te convertiste en la Peluzona más linda de Polvorines.

Encantadora: Humildad al margen, nadie me habia hecho el comentario, yo también disfrutos de Peluzon como un visitante más, y lo de Narnia se come el post. Vamos a seguir desmistificando Super Héroes.

Waldazo: Los Cappelletti del carrio son doble P, doble L, doble T, y si se enteran que lo escribiste mal te meten una zapatería en el orto (literalmente). Q bueno que pELuZoN no pierde la escencia barrial. POLVORINES ES SPINGFIELD, Y LO AMO CON TUTTO IL MIO CUORE.

Gracias Peluzones!!!! los amo!!!!!

Anónimo dijo...

perdon se me hizo tarde...y me tienen harta con estos comentarios tan ingeniosos...que onda loco???hay que darle espacio a todos!!!!hay dos opciones para mi, o robin esta super baqueteada o es en realidad un hombre que se ha operado,es mas! estoy segura que no es mujer,la conchita..no se ...esta muy tajeada, es por eso habia cambiado su nombre a Lucila Canaleta ...bue...otro tema...me encanta el pelo de gaby!!!no critiquen eh!!!! aguante gaby!!! te quiero!!!! muuuuuuuucho!

Fernando Guzmán dijo...

lo pezones de la gaby parecen monedas de 50 centavos, de las truchas

pELuZoN oF PuPo dijo...

Anonimo: Si te gusta el pelo de Gaby, te gusta el heavy metal caretón de los ´80 (Europe, etc.) Robin es mujer, la operación de hombre a mujer es muy delicada, le hacen apenas una raya que no es más q un agejero negro, sin sentido. En la foto, se puede apreciar que Robin tiene el tajo de una veterana.

Fer: jajajaj, si, tiene más contorno y con el tiempos e ponen más oscuras.

Anónimo dijo...

Peluya

A mi me pareye que vo esta recalenchu con la Gaby... o con Robin. Ya chamuyamo del tema el vierne y me confesaste que uno amigo tuyo se mansticaron un par de maracaibo... ¿te lo contaron uno amigo peluya?
La verda la gaby eshta poshta y tendría que poshtear en pELuSHon ¿no?

Anónimo dijo...

como sabes tanto de la operacion???ademas ahora no es como hace muchos años, viste...pero tabien si decis que es mujer y estas tan seguro debe por algo...
ahhhhhhh ahora me acuerdo...me habia parecido ver en tus sueños a robin entre las otras "chicas"...claro ...ahora ya se porque estas tan seguro.
abrazo peluzon!

pELuZoN oF PuPo dijo...

Zebrita! Gaby es de otro clan: "Maginzer Z". Algo así como Afrodita pero más punzante.

Comandante: Que bueno verlo nuevamente por acá. La verdá la verdá, en peluzon se meten las fotos de cuando la gaby se masticaba los confites de hormonas cual M&M, pero cuando se pone linda, como es la entrega de premios, en una morocha que parte la tierra. Robin no me va, nunca me gustaron la mujeres con pelo corto.

Anónimo: Si, debo confesar que es verdad. Sueño con Robin todas las noches, salimos a saltar tejados y terminamos revolcados sobre un chalet de Villa Ortuzar, y la verdad, en el sueño no es Yandra, es un varoncito con una operación magnífica.

Guzamadour dijo...

jajajaja, me mató lo de narnia

ahora va a venir el ova y te va a cagar a palos

Anónimo dijo...

gabyyyy!! altas merengadas!! mira esos patys nene!!! son dos amaretis!!

pELuZoN oF PuPo dijo...

Guzamadour: No se si lo viste, pero en el primer posteo que aparece la Gaby, que es del 1 de marzo, el Opa Sabatini intenta pegarme pero termina lastimado. Lo de Narnia me encanta a mi también. ¿y... seguis practicando la danza loca?

Leo: Te estás poniendo muy loca!!! ojo que te podes sacar un ojo!

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Charol dijo...

jajajajjajajaja buenisimo!!!!
la gaby nunca esta trillada!!!!

pELuZoN oF PuPo dijo...

Charol: Eyos peyonesh no ye trillan, no ye manchan, no ye tocan.
Beso

FJTU - F3R/n@nd0 dijo...

PeluzoN:
todavía no puedo recuperarme del shok. ¿Sería por eso la mala onda con gatúbela y batichica?


Recordaba esos pezones que hace mucho me parecían como copo de dulce de leche sobre el flan pero tenía el culo así de chato Gaby?

Salú

pELuZoN oF PuPo dijo...

Fjtu: No se si tenía el culo asi de chato, pero se nota que esa calzoneta anti estética (como la denominado Leo) apreta mucho.
Los peyonesh a mi me recuertan: o las galletitas de chocolate que salen en las Surtidas de Bagley, o los conitos Jorgito de dulce de leche.

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